Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII
Population | 1.837 billion |
Currency | K'ih |
Animal | Leo |
The Republic of Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.837 billion Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIIIians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIIIian economy, worth 155 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,895 K'ihs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII's national animal is the Leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII is ranked 236,790th in the world and 7,592nd in Suspicious for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
- : Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXCIII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.